Me. As Joseph. What the?

“No Room at the inn”

Mary: Zac

Joseph: ME! What the heck?

Innkeeper: Jess

[Joseph comes into shot leading donkey (toy dog) by a lead, with Mary sitting on it]

Joseph: Do you think this inn is ok, Mary?

Mary: Yes Joseph! I love it!

[Joseph leads the donkey with Mary on it up to the inn]

Joseph: Hello? Is there anyone in there?

[Innkeeper opens it with a grumpy look on his face. Innkeeper is grumbling to himself]

Innkeeper: Yes? What do you want?

Joseph: Could you please give us, two weary travellers, accommodation for the night? My wife is expecting a baby soon, and we need somewhere to shelter from the weather.

Innkeeper: What’s that you say? Somewhere to helter skelter?

[Joseph repeats again, more loudly this time]

Joseph: We need somewhere to shelter from the weather.

Innkeeper: All right all right. No need to shout.

Mary: Please hurry up. I think I can hear a storm coming.

Innkeeper: I’m sorry, but we’re full up.

Joseph: What’s that you say? Pull up?

Innkeeper: No. Full up!

[Mary groans and murmurs something under her breath]

Joseph: Are you ok, Mary?

Innkeeper: I can see what you mean. She must be expecting a baby soon. We have a stable out the back. It’s not much, but there’s plenty of warm hay. Me sons take care of that.

[Innkeeper leads Joseph and Mary out of shot]