“No Room at the inn”
Mary: Zac
Joseph: ME! What the heck?
Innkeeper: Jess
[Joseph comes into shot leading donkey (toy dog) by a lead, with Mary sitting on it]
Joseph: Do you think this inn is ok, Mary?
Mary: Yes Joseph! I love it!
[Joseph leads the donkey with Mary on it up to the inn]
Joseph: Hello? Is there anyone in there?
[Innkeeper opens it with a grumpy look on his face. Innkeeper is grumbling to himself]
Innkeeper: Yes? What do you want?
Joseph: Could you please give us, two weary travellers, accommodation for the night? My wife is expecting a baby soon, and we need somewhere to shelter from the weather.
Innkeeper: What’s that you say? Somewhere to helter skelter?
[Joseph repeats again, more loudly this time]
Joseph: We need somewhere to shelter from the weather.
Innkeeper: All right all right. No need to shout.
Mary: Please hurry up. I think I can hear a storm coming.
Innkeeper: I’m sorry, but we’re full up.
Joseph: What’s that you say? Pull up?
Innkeeper: No. Full up!
[Mary groans and murmurs something under her breath]
Joseph: Are you ok, Mary?
Innkeeper: I can see what you mean. She must be expecting a baby soon. We have a stable out the back. It’s not much, but there’s plenty of warm hay. Me sons take care of that.
[Innkeeper leads Joseph and Mary out of shot]
